Seed

Day Fifteen: Wonder something.
I wonder why guides to planting seeds always have to make it fake, as when they say, 'Do such-and-such to imitate winter', when really you can just use the REAL winter and plant those seeds accordingly. Be like the squirrels, man, be like the squirrels.

Beefcookie

Day Fourteen: make a beefcookie.
Or invent a funny word. Either one will win my heart.

Underwear

Day Thirteen: shop once at Victoria's Secret, and thereby get rid of all your money.
Also true. Don't go to this place. They don't even have comfortable underwear. And they call it by strange names.

Blood

Cola tastes like blood. Deny it and you're obviously a vampire.

Hausarzt

Day Twelve: explore a book that is in a language you don't speak.
This can be amazing. I found a big hardbound, metal-edged German ladies' 'house-arts' book today. The index [which apparently is in the front, where we usually put contentses] contains a surprising amount of a] English and b] German that looks just like English. Thanks to this, I just realised that my new book is chiefly concerned with women's reproductive health. I didn't know things like that were published way back in 1880.